If you can’t laugh at yourself, others will do it for you!

 

 

  • California—where trucks get weighed, measured, and emotionally evaluated
  • Keep on truckin’... straight into another CARB inspection.
  • ​​​​​I didn’t choose the diesel life, the CARB life chose me.
  • Rollin’ coal? Not in California, buddy.
  • I came for the sunshine, but stayed for the emissions test.
  • My truck’s so clean, CARB asked it for skincare tips.
  • These regs are exhaust-ing!
  • CARB: Turning horsepower into paperwork since forever.
  • I’ve seen cleaner emissions from a taco truck.
  • Even my GPS says 'recalculating' when I head toward California.
  • Truckers don’t cry—unless we see another failed CARB sticker.
  • I used to have dreams. Now I just have a DPF filter.
  • California: where even your stacks needs a lawyer.
  • I’ve hauled freight across 49 states. CARB’s the only one that broke me.
  • I brought torque. CARB brought forms
  • CARB: Because your diesel dreams needed more regulations
  • CARB: Because nothing says freedom like an emissions cap.
  • CARB doesn’t kill trucks—just their will to live
  • Emissions test? I thought I was hauling freight, not feelings
  • CARB turned my big rig into a blue Prius.
  • Thanks CARB. Now my truck sounds like a hairdryer.

 

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